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Apr 16 '14

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Apr 14 '14
p3zking:

One of the favs of all time.  Classic!

p3zking:

One of the favs of all time.  Classic!

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Apr 14 '14

Just in time for Mother’s Day!!!

PORN FOR WOMEN

Prepare to enter a fantasy world where clothes get folded just so, toilet seats are down, and flatulence is just not that funny.  Our G Rated book, Porn For Women, showcases beautiful photos of hunky men cooking, listening, and asking for directions. 

Steamy captions on each page like, “I love a clean house!” or “Want to snuggle?” are so provocative, its’ unlike any porn you’ve ever seen before!
 
Measures 6 inches x 6 inches.  96 pages.

Porn For Women Book at Perpetual Kid

Apr 14 '14
Our Mommy Makes It All Better Mugs are now in stock for Mother’s Day!Let your mom know that she still holds the magical power to make you feel better with Our Mommy Makes It All Better Mug!   We guarantee it will make her day, and everyday there after as she looks at this adorable reminder of how special she is to you!  “Mommy is magic” is cleverly written on the inside of the mug!
Our mug is ceramic, hand-painted, made from lead-free non-toxic materials, and is dishwasher and microwave safe! Holds 16oz.  Stoneware.  Measures 4.5 inches high x 3.75 inches wide.  Mommies rule.

Our Mommy Makes It All Better Mugs are now in stock for Mother’s Day!

Let your mom know that she still holds the magical power to make you feel better with Our Mommy Makes It All Better Mug!   We guarantee it will make her day, and everyday there after as she looks at this adorable reminder of how special she is to you!  “Mommy is magic” is cleverly written on the inside of the mug!

Our mug is ceramic, hand-painted, made from lead-free non-toxic materials, and is dishwasher and microwave safe!

Holds 16oz.  Stoneware.  Measures 4.5 inches high x 3.75 inches wide.  Mommies rule.

Apr 11 '14

Yes, the Taco Trucks are back in stock and this week’s customer favorite!

This incredible duo of Taco Truck trays, perfectly cradle your beloved tacos, so they don’t tip over and lose any of their delicious toppings! 

They’re Mexcelente!

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Apr 10 '14

The $10 SALE has been extended!!!

Apr 10 '14
liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

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Apr 10 '14
Uncomfortable lying, or just have trouble saying no?  Well, next time your asked to do something unpleasant, you can honestly decline by saying “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve got a lot on my plate” with our cheeky A Lot On My Plate Plate. A great gift for mom or anyone has too much on their plate! This colorful glass plate be used as a tidbit plate or as a catch all to hold pretty much anything.

Uncomfortable lying, or just have trouble saying no?  Well, next time your asked to do something unpleasant, you can honestly decline by saying “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve got a lot on my plate” with our cheeky A Lot On My Plate Plate.

A great gift for mom or anyone has too much on their plate! This colorful glass plate be used as a tidbit plate or as a catch all to hold pretty much anything.

Apr 8 '14

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Apr 7 '14
GIANT GUMMY BEAR LAMP
The gummy bear is one of the most iconic candies in the world and now it’s in the form of a lamp!  Our Gummy Bear Lamps are awesome because they look and feel, without the sticky, just like a real gummy bear!  Squeeze it’s belly to turn it on and the high-powered LED light inside turns on illuminating the room with sweet ambiance.   Mount it on the wall, sit it on your desk, or lay it down on your table!  The Gummy Bear Lamp features one hour and infinite timers so it makes a perfect nightlight for bedtime.  The Gummy Bear Lamps are powered by AA batteries (not included).  Available in 6 colors!

GIANT GUMMY BEAR LAMP

The gummy bear is one of the most iconic candies in the world and now it’s in the form of a lamp!  Our Gummy Bear Lamps are awesome because they look and feel, without the sticky, just like a real gummy bear!  Squeeze it’s belly to turn it on and the high-powered LED light inside turns on illuminating the room with sweet ambiance.  

Mount it on the wall, sit it on your desk, or lay it down on your table!  The Gummy Bear Lamp features one hour and infinite timers so it makes a perfect nightlight for bedtime.  The Gummy Bear Lamps are powered by AA batteries (not included).  Available in 6 colors!

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