Prepare to enter a fantasy world where clothes get folded just so, toilet seats are down, and flatulence is just not that funny. Our G Rated book, Porn For Women, showcases beautiful photos of hunky men cooking, listening, and asking for directions.
Steamy captions on each page like, “I love a clean house!” or “Want to snuggle?” are so provocative, its’ unlike any porn you’ve ever seen before!
Let your mom know that she still holds the magical power to make you feel better with Our Mommy Makes It All Better Mug! We guarantee it will make her day, and everyday there after as she looks at this adorable reminder of how special she is to you! “Mommy is magic” is cleverly written on the inside of the mug!
Our mug is ceramic, hand-painted, made from lead-free non-toxic materials, and is dishwasher and microwave safe!
Holds 16oz. Stoneware. Measures 4.5 inches high x 3.75 inches wide. Mommies rule.
Uncomfortable lying, or just have trouble saying no? Well, next time your asked to do something unpleasant, you can honestly decline by saying “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve got a lot on my plate” with our cheeky A Lot On My Plate Plate.
A great gift for mom or anyone has too much on their plate! This colorful glass plate be used as a tidbit plate or as a catch all to hold pretty much anything.
The gummy bear is one of the most iconic candies in the world and now it’s in the form of a lamp! Our Gummy Bear Lamps are awesome because they look and feel, without the sticky, just like a real gummy bear! Squeeze it’s belly to turn it on and the high-powered LED light inside turns on illuminating the room with sweet ambiance.
Mount it on the wall, sit it on your desk, or lay it down on your table! The Gummy Bear Lamp features one hour and infinite timers so it makes a perfect nightlight for bedtime. The Gummy Bear Lamps are powered by AA batteries (not included). Available in 6 colors!